Leslie Townes "Bob" Hope (May 29, 1903 – July 27, 2003) was an English born American comedian, actor, entertainer and producer with a career that spanned nearly 80 years and achievements in vaudeville, network radio, television, and USO Tours. He appeared in more than 70 short and feature films, starring...
I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom.
I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for my nap.
Spaghetti can be eaten most successfully if you inhale it like a vacuum cleaner.
Your words are my food, your breath my wine. You are everything to me.