A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.

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About Bob Hope

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Lester Townes "Bob" Hope (né Leslie Townes Hope; May 29, 1903 – July 27, 2003) was a British-born American comedian, actor, musician, entertainer and producer with a career that spanned nearly 80 years and achievements in vaudeville, network radio, television, and USO Tours. He appeared in more than 70 short...

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You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance—waiting for the bathroom.

I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for my nap.

I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty.

A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.

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I believe that banking institutions are more dangerous to our liberties than standing armies. If the American people ever allow private banks to control the issue of their currency, first by inflation, then by deflation, the banks and corporations that will grow up around [the banks] will deprive the people of all property until their children wake-up homeless on the continent their fathers conquered. The issuing power should be taken from the banks and restored to the people, to whom it properly belongs.

A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.

—Paula Poundstone

Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real owners.

I believe that banking institutions are more dangerous to our liberties than standing armies.

—Thomas Jefferson

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