In the latter part of his career, Spanish violinist Pablo de Sarasate received a visit from a famous music critic who acclaimed him as a genius. . . . "A genius!" Sarasate said. "For thirty-seven years I've practiced fourteen hours a day, and now they call me a genius! —Bartlett's Book of Anecdotes More about this quote Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
All of us invent ourselves. Some of us just have more imagination than others. —Cher More about this quote Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
The wise man can pick up a grain of sand and envision a whole universe. But the stupid man will just lay down on some seaweed and roll around until he's completely draped in it. Then he'll stand up and go, "Hey, I'm Vine Man. —Jack Handey More about this quote Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
Math was always my bad subject. I couldn't convince my teachers that many of my answers were meant ironically. —Calvin Trillin More about this quote Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
It is important that students bring a certain ragamuffin, barefoot irreverence to their studies; they are not here to worship what is known but to question it. —Jacob Bronowski More about this quote Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
What happens to the rat that stops running the maze? / The doctors think it's dumb when it's just disappointed. —Mark Eitzel More about this quote Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
Hell on earth for a brilliant innovator is spelled s-c-h-o-o-l. . . . [Inventor] Dean Kamen . . . found himself at odds with his public-school teachers in New York's Long Island because he noted that his wrong answers weren't really wrong. For instance, when asked to select the word that didn't belong to the set "add, subtract, multiply, increase," Kamen might choose "add" because all the others had eight letters. —Steven Levy More about this quote Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
To me education is a leading out of what is already there in the pupil's soul. To Miss Mackay it is a putting in of something that is not there, and that is not what I call education. I call it intrusion. —Muriel Spark More about this quote Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
I went to kindergarten as if into daily battle. There was only one respite: nap time, when we stretched out in rows of cots, like Civil War wounded. —Laura Shaine Cunningham More about this quote Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve years telling them to sit down and shut up. —Phyllis Diller More about this quote Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
When you die, the only things you leave behind are memories in the minds of those who loved you. That was how you lived on. —Robyn Peterman in Fashionably Dead More about this quote Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
Love should bring joy, it should grant a person peace, but here and now, it was bringing only pain. —Nicholas Sparks in Dear John More about this quote Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
Love is delicate as glass; once broken it can be fixed, but there will always be cracks. —Georgia Cates in Shallow More about this quote Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
God runs electromagnetics by wave theory on Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, and the Devil runs them by quantum theory on Tuesday, Thursday, and Saturday. —Sir William Bragg More about this quote Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists; life would be one long Congressional Record. —Tom Masson More about this quote Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email