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Phyllis Ada Diller (née Driver; July 17, 1917 – August 20, 2012) was an American stand-up comedian, actress, author, musician and visual artist, noted for her eccentric stage persona, characterized by her self-deprecating humor, wild hair and clothes, and exaggerated, cackling laugh.
What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.
I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them.
The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.
If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like.
Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home.