The reason women don't play football is because eleven of them would never wear the same outfit in public.

Phyllis Diller

About Phyllis Diller

Portrait of Phyllis Diller

Phyllis Ada Diller (née Driver; July 17, 1917 – August 20, 2012) was an American stand-up comedian, actress, author, musician, and visual artist, best known for her eccentric stage persona, self-deprecating humor, wild hair and clothes, and exaggerated, cackling laugh.

More quotations from Phyllis Diller