About Phyllis Diller
Phyllis Ada Diller (née Driver; July 17, 1917 – August 20, 2012) was an American stand-up comedian, actress, author, musician and visual artist, noted for her eccentric stage persona, characterized by her self-deprecating humor, wild hair and clothes, and exaggerated, cackling laugh.
More quotations from Phyllis Diller
If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like.
The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.
I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them.
More quotations tagged with “old age”
The first years of man must make provision for the last.
—Samuel Johnson in The History of Rasselas, Prince of Abissinia
You're an old-timer if you can remember when setting the world on fire was a figure of speech.