Our actions are the results of our intentions and our intelligence.
I speak Spanish to God, Italian to women, French to men, and German to my horse.
Never face facts; if you do, you'll never get up in the morning.
More tears are shed over answered prayers than unanswered ones.
Household tasks are easier and quicker when they are done by somebody else.
A man is given the choice between loving women and understanding them.
—Stephen King in Joyland