—Greg Behrendt in He's Just Not That Into You
—Greg Behrendt in He's Just Not That Into You
—Aziz Ansari in Modern Romance
I wish the government would put a tax on pianos for the incompetent.
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.
Winning isn't everything, but it beats anything in second place.
I've got a new invention. It's a revolving bowl for tired goldfish.
While we may think we know what we want, we're often wrong.
—Aziz Ansari in Modern Romance