The truth is, marijuana probably isn't going to make you kill people. Most likely isn't going to fund terrorists, but pot makes you feel fine with being bored and it's when you're bored that you should be learning a new skill or some new science or being creative. If you smoke pot you may grow up to find out that you're not good at anything. —Unknown More about this quote Tags: drugs Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
Junkies might be easy to knock down, but they're never fragile. They have souls like old leather shoes studded with steel, and they're about as much good as friends. —Trey Parker and Matt Stone More about this quote Tags: drugs Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
[Addiction's] not about placating the bad dog - it's about feeding the good dog. You still have to feed the bad dog, but only enough so that the ASPCA doesn't bring you up on charges. —Roy Blount Jr. More about this quote Tags: drugs Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
I love drugs, but I hate hangovers, and the hatred of the hangover wins by a landslide every time. —Margaret Cho More about this quote Tags: drugs Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
Reality is a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs. —Lily Tomlin More about this quote Tags: drugs Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. —W. Somerset Maugham More about this quote Tags: drinking Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake--which I also keep handy. —W. C. Fields More about this quote Tags: drinking Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
Work is the curse of the drinking classes. —Robert Benchley More about this quote Tags: drinking Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
One reason I don't drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time. —Oscar Levant More about this quote Tags: drinking Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass. —Nancy Astor More about this quote Tags: drinking Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
Nothing anyone says in a bar is true. —Martin Mull More about this quote Tags: drinking Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
The wine urges me on, the bewitching wine, which sets even a wise man to singing and to laughing gently and rouses him up to dance and brings forth words which were better unspoken. —Homer More about this quote Tags: drinking Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
It is better to hide ignorance, but it is hard to do this when we relax over wine. —Heraclitus More about this quote Tags: drinking Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
[Water is] the only drink for a wise man. —Henry David Thoreau More about this quote Tags: drinking Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine. —Fran Lebowitz More about this quote Tags: drinking Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email