He who can, does. He who cannot, teaches.
—George Bernard Shaw
I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.
—Jackie Mason
We are the people our parents warned us about.
—Jimmy Buffett
The advantage of a classical education is that it enables you to despise the wealth that it prevents you from achieving.
—Russell Green
Marriage is the only adventure open to the cowardly.
—Voltaire
Never be afraid to laugh at yourself, after all, you could be missing out on the joke of the century.
—Dame Edna Everage
I have discovered that all human evil comes from this, man's being unable to sit still in a room.
—Blaise Pascal
Freedom of the press is limited to those who own one.
—A. J. Liebling
Writing is the only profession where no one considers you ridiculous if you earn no money.
—Jules Renard
One can never consent to creep when one feels an impulse to soar.
—Helen Keller
Plodding wins the race.
—Aesop
The supernatural is the natural not yet understood.
—Elbert Hubbard
Art will never be able to exist without nature.
—Pierre Bonnard
As the twig is bent the tree inclines.
—Virgil
Art is the concrete representation of our most subtle feelings.
—Agnes Martin