O ye of little faith, who believe that somehow the birth of Christ is dependent upon acknowledgment in a circular from OfficeMax!
—Anna Quindlen
Or what about the statue in California currently said to be crying bloody tears? Why worry about the alleged weeping of a plaster effigy when so many actual human beings have reason to cry?
—Anna Quindlen
The gods too are fond of a joke.
—Aristotle
Think of yourself as an incandescent power, illuminated and perhaps forever talked to by God and his messengers.
—Brenda Ueland
When you want something really bad and you close your eyes and wish for it—God's the guy who ignores you.
—Caspian Tredwell-Owen
You talk to God, you're religious. God talks to you, you're psychotic.
—Emily Dickinson
Slow but sure moves the might of the gods.
—Flavius Josephus
Everyone ought to worship God according to his own inclinations, and not to be constrained by force.
—Francis Cardinal Spellman
Pray as if everything depended upon God and work as if everything depended upon man.
—George Gallup
I could prove God statistically.
—Homer
The glorious gifts of the gods are not to be cast aside.
—Homer
The gods, likening themselves to all kinds of strangers, go in various disguises from city to city, observing the wrongdoing and the righteousness of men.
—Homer
Whoever obeys the gods, to him they particularly listen.
—Hugh Elliott
If there's one thing I know it's God does love a good joke.
—Indian Proverb
Call on God, but row away from the rocks.
—Irv Kupcinet