O ye of little faith, who believe that somehow the birth of Christ is dependent upon acknowledgment in a circular from OfficeMax!

I can't think of anything to write about except families. They are a metaphor for every other part of society.

—Anna Quindlen

I think that anyone who comes upon a Nautilus machine suddenly will agree with me that its prototype was clearly invented at some time in history when torture was considered a reasonable alternative to diplomacy.

—Anna Quindlen

I would be the most content if my children grew up to be the kind of people who think decorating consists mostly of building enough bookshelves.

—Anna Quindlen

A finished person is a boring person.

—Anna Quindlen

At any rate, I am convinced that He [God] does not play dice.

—Albert Einstein

This only is denied to God: the power to undo the past.

—Agathon

God creates men, but they choose each other.

—Niccolo Machiavelli

I think God's going to come down and pull civilization over for speeding.

—Steven Wright

I often pray, though I'm not really sure Anyone's listening; and I phrase it carefully, just in case He's literary.

—Mignon McLaughlin