I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell-you see, I have friends in both places. —Mark Twain More about this quote Tags: friends humor hell heaven Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
Christians believe if you love God you go to heaven. If you don't go to heaven, you go to hell. So, if you don't love God, you go to hell. God created everything, including heaven and hell. So he created a torture chamber, in case you don't love him back. Crazy. —Oliver Markus Malloy in Inside The Mind of an Introvert More about this quote Tags: torture hell heaven Christians Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email