Weight

Women should try to increase their size rather than decrease it, because I believe the bigger we are, the more space we'll take up, and the more we'll have to be reckoned with. I think every woman should be fat like me.

—Roseanne Barr

Until you've lost your reputation, you never realize what a burden it was.

—Margaret Mitchell

Middle age is when your broad mind and narrow waist begin to change places.

—E. Joseph Cossman