Elayne Boosler (born August 18, 1952) is an American comedian.
If a woman gets nervous, she'll eat or go shopping. A man will attack a country — it's a whole other way of thinking.
I'm just a person trapped inside a woman's body.
Peacekeeper missile." Doesn't that sound like "ax-murderer baby sitter"?
My ancestors wandered lost in the wilderness for forty years because even in biblical times, men would not stop to ask for directions.