Elayne Boosler

If a woman gets nervous, she'll eat or go shopping. A man will attack a country—it's a whole other way of thinking.

—Elayne Boosler

I'm just a person trapped inside a woman's body.

—Elayne Boosler

Peacekeeper missile." Doesn't that sound like "ax-murderer baby sitter"?

—Elayne Boosler

My ancestors wandered lost in the wilderness for forty years because even in biblical times, men would not stop to ask for directions.

—Elayne Boosler