If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater, suggest that he wear a tail.

Fran Lebowitz

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Frances Ann "Fran" Lebowitz (born October 27, 1950) is an American author and public speaker. Lebowitz is known for her sardonic social commentary on American life as filtered through her New York City sensibilities. Some reviewers have called her a modern-day Dorothy Parker.

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