If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater, suggest that he wear a tail.

About Fran Lebowitz

Frances Ann Lebowitz (; born October 27, 1950) is an American author, public speaker, and actor. She is known for her sardonic social commentary on American life as filtered through her New York City sensibilities and her association with many prominent figures of the New York art scene of the...

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