No animal should ever jump up on the dining-room furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the conversation.

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Frances Ann "Fran" Lebowitz (born October 27, 1950) is an American author, public speaker, and occasional actor. Lebowitz is known for her sardonic social commentary on American life as filtered through her New York City sensibilities. Some reviewers have called her a modern-day Dorothy Parker.

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