The grass is always greener once you don't have to mow a lawn anymore.
Patriotism is the willingness to kill and be killed for trivial reasons.
Love isn’t soft, like those poets say. Love has teeth which bite and the wounds never close.
—Stephen King in The Body
Words may be false and full of art; Sighs are the natural language of the heart.
Always be wary of any helpful item that weighs less than its operating manual.