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Dennis Michael Miller (born November 3, 1953) is an American political commentator, stand-up comedian, talk show host, writer, actor and former sportscaster.

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Quotes from Dennis Miller

We need anything politically important rationed out like Pez: small, sweet, and coming out of a funny, plastic head.

—Dennis Miller

The government could take away all the drugs in the world, and people would spin around on their lawn until they fell down and saw God.

—Dennis Miller

There's nothing wrong with being shallow as long as you're insightful about it.

—Dennis Miller