We need anything politically important rationed out like Pez: small, sweet, and coming out of a funny, plastic head.

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About Dennis Miller

Dennis Michael Miller (born November 3, 1953) is an American political commentator, stand-up comedian, talk show host, writer, actor and former sportscaster.

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The government could take away all the drugs in the world, and people would spin around on their lawn until they fell down and saw God.

—Dennis Miller

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The English language was carefully, carefully cobbled together by three blind dudes and a German dictionary.

—Dave Kellett

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Most pets display so many humanlike traits and emotions it’s easy to forget they’re not gifted with the English language and then get snubbed when we talk to them and they don’t say anything back.

—Stephenie Geist

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When someone tells you something defies description, you can be pretty sure he's going to have a go at it anyway.

—Clyde B. Aster

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England and America are two countries separated by a common language.

—George Bernard Shaw

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Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer.

—Mark Twain

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