Dennis Miller: "We need anything politically important rationed out like..."

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Dennis Michael Miller (born November 3, 1953) is an American political commentator, stand-up comedian, talk show host, writer, actor and former sportscaster.

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We need anything politically important rationed out like Pez: small, sweet, and coming out of a funny, plastic head.

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