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Don Marquis

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Donald Robert Perry Marquis ( MAR-kwis; July 29, 1878 – December 29, 1937) was an American humorist, journalist, and author. He was variously a novelist, poet, newspaper columnist, and playwright. He is remembered best for creating the characters Archy and Mehitabel, Archy being a supposed author of humorous verse. During his lifetime he was equally famous for creating another fictitious character, "the Old Soak," who was the subject of two books, a hit Broadway play (1922–23), a silent film (1926) and a talkie (1937).

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Quotes from Don Marquis

The chief obstacle to the progress of the human race is the human race.

—Don Marquis

The chief obstacle to the progress of the human race is the human race.

—Don Marquis

If you make people think they're thinking, they'll love you; But if you really make them think, they'll hate you.

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Honesty is a good thing, but it is not profitable to its possessor unless it is kept under control.

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Pity the meek, for they shall inherit the earth.

—Don Marquis

When a man tells you that he got rich through hard work, ask him: 'Whose?

—Don Marquis

The chief obstacle to the progress of the human race is the human race.

—Don Marquis

Maybe coming clean is the ultimate selfish act. A way to absolve yourself by hurting someone who doesn't deserve to be hurt.

—Don Marquis

Working from home meant we could vary snack and coffee breaks, change our desks or view, goof off, drink on the job, even spend the day in pajamas, and often meet to gossip or share ideas. On the other hand, we bossed ourselves around, set impossible goals, and demanded longer hours than office jobs usually entail. It was the ultimate "flextime," in that it depended on how flexible we felt each day, given deadlines, distractions, and workaholic crescendos.

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Ideas pull the trigger, but instinct loads the gun.

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Every cloud has its silver lining but it is sometimes a little difficult to get it to the mint.

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Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.

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A hypocrite is a person who--but who isn't?

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