Donald Robert Perry Marquis ( MAR-kwis; July 29, 1878 – December 29, 1937) was an American humorist, journalist, and author. He was variously a novelist, poet, newspaper columnist, and playwright. He is remembered best for creating the characters Archy and Mehitabel, supposed authors of humorous verse. During his lifetime he...
The chief obstacle to the progress of the human race is the human race.
When a man tells you that he got rich through hard work, ask him: 'Whose?
Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made.