Evan Esar

Zoo: An excellent place to study the habits of human beings.

—Evan Esar

It takes hundreds of nuts to hold a car together, but it takes only one of them to scatter it all over the highway.

—Evan Esar

Many a man who falls in love with a dimple make the mistake of marrying the whole girl.

—Evan Esar

Anger is the feeling that makes your mouth work faster than your mind.

—Evan Esar

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy and Jill a rich widow.

—Evan Esar

The girl with a future avoids a man with a past.

—Evan Esar

You can't do anything about the length of your life, but you can do something about its width and depth.

—Evan Esar