Quotations from

James Thurber

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James Grover Thurber (December 8, 1894 – November 2, 1961) was an American cartoonist, writer, humorist, journalist, and playwright. He was born in Columbus, Ohio, and attended Ohio State University (OSU), leaving in 1918 without graduating. He spent over a year in Paris, working for the US State Department as a code clerk, and on his return to Columbus in 1920 was hired as a reporter for the Columbus Dispatch. He married his first wife, Althea Adams, in 1922. Thurber was hired by The New Yorker in early 1927, and soon became a prolific and popular contributor.

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Quotes from James Thurber

Love is what you've been through with somebody.

—James Thurber

Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more.

—James Thurber

Early to rise and early to bed makes a male healthy and wealthy and dead.

—James Thurber

There is no safety in numbers, or in anything else.

—James Thurber

Nowadays men lead lives of noisy desperation.

—James Thurber

You can fool too many of the people too much of the time.

—James Thurber

You might as well fall flat on your face as lean over too far backward.

—James Thurber

I loathe the expression "What makes him tick." It is the American mind, looking for simple and singular solution, that uses the foolish expression. A person not only ticks, he also chimes and strikes the hour, falls and breaks and has to be put together again, and sometimes stops like an electric clock in a thunderstorm.

—James Thurber

I used to wake up at 4 A.M. and start sneezing, sometimes for five hours. I tried to find out what sort of allergy I had but finally came to the conclusion that it must be an allergy to consciousness.

—James Thurber

Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone?

—James Thurber