James Grover Thurber (December 8, 1894 – November 2, 1961) was an American cartoonist, writer, humorist, journalist, and playwright. He was best known for his cartoons and short stories, published mainly in The New Yorker and collected in his numerous books.
You might as well fall flat on your face as lean over too far backward.
If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you.
I like rice. Rice is great if you're hungry and want 2000 of something.