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Jonathan Swift

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Jonathan Swift (30 November 1667 – 19 October 1745) was an Anglo-Irish writer, essayist, satirist, and Anglican cleric. He was the author of the satirical prose novel Gulliver's Travels (1726) and the creator of the fictional island of Lilliput. He is regarded by many as the greatest satirist of the Georgian era and one of the foremost prose authors in the history of English and world literature.

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Quotes from Jonathan Swift

No wise man ever wished to be younger.

—Jonathan Swift

When a true genius appears in this world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in confederacy against him.

—Jonathan Swift

As love without esteem is capricious and volatile; esteem without love is languid and cold.

—Jonathan Swift

Laws are like cobwebs, which may catch small flies, but let wasps and hornets break through.

—Jonathan Swift

Whoever could make two ears of corn, or two blades of grass to grow upon a spot of ground where only one grew before, would deserve better of mankind, and do more essential service to his country, than the whole race of politicians put together.

—Jonathan Swift

Vision is the art of seeing what is invisible to others.

—Jonathan Swift

We have just enough religion to make us hate, but not enough to make us love one another.

—Jonathan Swift

Words are but wind; and learning is nothing but words; ergo, learning is nothing but wind.

—Jonathan Swift

Ambition often puts men upon doing the meanest offices; so climbing is performed in the same posture with creeping.

—Jonathan Swift

One of the best rules in conversation is, never to say a thing which any of the company can reasonably wish had been left unsaid.

—Jonathan Swift

I'm youth, I'm joy, I'm a little bird that has broken out of the egg.

—Jonathan Swift

When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign: that all the dunces are in confederacy against him.

—Jonathan Swift

I wonder what fool it was that first invented kissing.

—Jonathan Swift

He was a bold man that first ate an oyster.

—Jonathan Swift

Promises and pie-crust are made to be broken.

—Jonathan Swift