Jonathan Swift (30 November 1667 – 19 October 1745) was an Anglo-Irish writer who became Dean of St Patrick's Cathedral, Dublin, hence his common sobriquet, "Dean Swift". His deadpan, ironic writing style, particularly in A Modest Proposal, has led to such satire being subsequently termed "Swiftian".
A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart.
The older I grow the more I distrust the familiar doctrine that age brings wisdom.
I will never be an old man. To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am.