Quotations from

Spike Milligan

About

Terence Alan "Spike" Milligan (16 April 1918 – 27 February 2002) was an Irish comedian, writer, musician, poet, playwright and actor. The son of an English mother and Irish father, he was born in British India, where he spent his childhood before relocating in 1931 to England, where he lived and worked for the majority of his life.

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Quotes from Spike Milligan

All I ask is the chance to prove that money can’t make me happy.

—Spike Milligan

Money can't buy friends, but it can get you a better class of enemy.

—Spike Milligan

A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.

—Spike Milligan

I can speak Esperanto like a native.

—Spike Milligan

My Father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic.

—Spike Milligan

All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy.

—Spike Milligan

I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge.

—Spike Milligan

Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs?

—Spike Milligan