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Victor Borge

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Børge Rosenbaum (Danish: [ˈpɶɐ̯wə ˈʁoːsn̩pɑwm]; January 3, 1909 – December 23, 2000), known as Victor Borge ( BOR-gə), was a Danish-American actor, comedian, and pianist who achieved great popularity in radio and television in both North America and Europe. His blend of music and comedy earned him the nicknames "The Clown Prince of Denmark," "The Unmelancholy Dane," and "The Great Dane."

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Quotes from Victor Borge

Laughter is the closest distance between two people.

—Victor Borge

Santa Claus has the right idea—visit people only once a year.

—Victor Borge

I only know two pieces; one is 'Clair de Lune' and the other one isn't.

—Victor Borge