Sir Pelham Grenville Wodehouse, ( WOOD-howss; 15 October 1881 – 14 February 1975) was an English writer and one of the most widely read humorists of the 20th century. His creations include the feather-brained Bertie Wooster and his sagacious valet, Jeeves; the immaculate and loquacious Psmith; Lord Emsworth and the...
If not actually disgruntled, he was far from being gruntled.
Why don't you get a haircut? You look like a chrysanthemum.
It's a moment I'll remember forever, because it belongs to me.
— Jessica Sorensen in The Coincidence of Callie and Kayden
All water has a perfect memory and is forever trying to get back to where it was.