Woody Allen (born Allan Stewart Konigsberg; November 30, 1935) is an American filmmaker, actor, writer, and comedian. In a career spanning more than seven decades, he has written for film, television, and theater. As a screenwriter, Allen holds the record of most wins (3) and nominations (16) for the Academy...
I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead.
I can't listen to that much Wagner. I start getting the urge to conquer Poland.
When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.
How is it possible to find meaning in a finite world, given my waist and shirt size?
The world is noisy and messy. You need to deal with the noise and uncertainty.