Heywood Allen (born Allan Stewart Konigsberg; November 30, 1935) is an American filmmaker, actor, and comedian whose career spans eight decades (from 1950s to 2020s). Allen has received many accolades, including the most nominations (16) for the Academy Award for Best Original Screenplay. He has won four Academy Awards, ten...
I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead.
I can't listen to that much Wagner. I start getting the urge to conquer Poland.
When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.
How is it possible to find meaning in a finite world, given my waist and shirt size?
The world is noisy and messy. You need to deal with the noise and uncertainty.