A gentleman is a man who can play the accordion but doesn't.

More quotations from Unknown

The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television.

Anyone who uses the phrase 'easy as taking candy from a baby' has never tried taking candy from a baby.

I have not lost my mind—it's backed up on disk somewhere.

It's idealistic, it's for love and gentleness, it's close to nature, it hurts nobody, it's voluntary. I can't see anything wrong with any of that.

A friend is someone who will help you move. A real friend is someone who will help you move a body.

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11 May 2016 Added