Heywood Allen (born Allan Stewart Konigsberg; November 30, 1935) is an American filmmaker, actor, and comedian whose career spans more than six decades. Allen has received many accolades, including the most nominations (16) for the Academy Award for Best Original Screenplay. He has won four Academy Awards, ten BAFTA Awards,...
Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once.
I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead.
I can't listen to that much Wagner. I start getting the urge to conquer Poland.