A wise man can see more from the bottom of a well than a fool can from a mountain top .
Oh, come on. If you can't laugh at the walking dead, who can you laugh at?
A stitch in time would have confused Einstein.
If you don't find it in the index, look very carefully through the entire catalogue.
A gentleman is a man who can play the accordion but doesn't.
Whenever you have an efficient government you have a dictatorship.
People who sacrifice beauty for efficiency get what they deserve.