Efficiency is intelligent laziness.

A wise man can see more from the bottom of a well than a fool can from a mountain top .

—Unknown

Oh, come on. If you can't laugh at the walking dead, who can you laugh at?

—Unknown

A stitch in time would have confused Einstein.

—Unknown

If you don't find it in the index, look very carefully through the entire catalogue.

—Unknown

A gentleman is a man who can play the accordion but doesn't.

—Unknown

There is nothing so useless as doing efficiently that which should not be done at all.

—Peter Drucker

Thanks to the interstate highway system, it is now possible to travel across the country from coast to coast without seeing anything.

—Charles Kuralt

Whenever you have an efficient government you have a dictatorship.

—Harry S. Truman

People who sacrifice beauty for efficiency get what they deserve.

—Tom Robbins

Just in terms of allocation of time resources, religion is not very efficient. There's a lot more I could be doing on a Sunday morning.

—Bill Gates