Samuel Langhorne Clemens (November 30, 1835 – April 21, 1910), known by his pen name Mark Twain, was an American writer, humorist, entrepreneur, publisher, and lecturer. He was praised as the "greatest humorist the United States has produced", and William Faulkner called him "the father of American literature". His novels...
All generalizations are false, including this one.
The report of my death was an exaggeration.
Water, taken in moderation, cannot hurt anybody.
The coldest winter I ever spent was a summer in San Francisco.
You must be very polite with yourself when you are learning something new.
It is one thing to decry the rat race. … That is the good and honorable work of moralists. It is quite another thing to quit the rat race, to drop out, to refuse to run any further — that is the work of the individualist. It is offensive because it is impolite; it makes the rebuke personal; the individualist calls not his or her behavior into question, but mine.
If cats could talk, they wouldn’t.