He made me happy. He made me crazy. He made me thank the heavens for the day I'd met him. He made me curse the same heavens for the day I'd met him.

There weren't perfect people, nor were there perfect lives or perfect relationships. There were, however, perfect moments. And this was one of them.

—Nicole Williams in Fissure

I can forgive a man's past faults, his present shortcomings, and his future failures if every minute of every day he loves me like it's his religion.

—Nicole Williams in Clash

It always amazes me how when we're sure we've lost something for good, it winds up finding us.

—Nicole Williams in Crash

Men who never get carried away should be.

—Malcolm Forbes

There is no reciprocity. Men love women, women love children, children love hamsters.

—Alice Thomas Ellis

Men aren't stupid, and you don't need a complicated set of rules to find a good one who loves you. Here's the only rule you need: if a man loves you, he will do anything he can to keep you around. Anything.

—Kim Gruenenfelder in A Total Waste of Makeup

A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's: She changes it more often.

—Oliver Herford