Ambrose Gwinnett Bierce (June 24, 1842 – c. 1914) was an American short story writer, journalist, poet, and American Civil War veteran. His book The Devil's Dictionary was named one of "The 100 Greatest Masterpieces of American Literature" by the American Revolution Bicentennial Administration. His story "An Occurrence at Owl...
Admiration, n.: Our polite recognition of another's resemblance to ourselves.
For most folks, no news is good news; for the press, good news is not news.
The more original a discovery, the more obvious it seems afterwards.