She failed her drivers test. She couldn't get used to the front seat. It took her four lessons to learn to sit up.

About Rodney Dangerfield

Jack Roy (born Jacob Cohen; November 22, 1921 – October 5, 2004), better known by the stage name Rodney Dangerfield, was an American stand-up comedian, actor, screenwriter, and producer. He was known for his self-deprecating one-liner humor, his catchphrase "I don’t get no respect!", and his monologues on that theme.