Rodney Dangerfield (born Jacob Rodney Cohen; November 22, 1921 – October 5, 2004) was an American stand-up comedian, actor, screenwriter, and producer. He was known for his self-deprecating one-liner humor, his catchphrase "I don't get no respect!" and his monologues on that theme.
My cousins gay, he went to London only to find out that Big Ben was a clock.
Boy were we poor, if I wasn't born a boy I would of had nothing to play with.