About George Carlin
George Denis Patrick Carlin (May 12, 1937 – June 22, 2008) was an American stand-up comedian, satirist, social critic, actor and author. Widely regarded as one of the greatest and most influential comedians of all time, he was known for his stand-up routines, combining elements of dark comedy and commentary...
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How come when it's us, it's an abortion, and when it's a chicken, it's an omelet?
I'm always relieved when someone is delivering a eulogy and I realize I'm listening to it.
In comic strips, the person on the left always speaks first.
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