Wilson Mizner ( MIZE-ner) (May 19, 1876 – April 3, 1933) was an American playwright, raconteur, and entrepreneur. His best-known plays are The Deep Purple, produced in 1910, and The Greyhound, produced in 1912. He was manager and co-owner of the restaurant The Brown Derby in Los Angeles, California, and...
Life's a tough proposition, and the first hundred years are the hardest.
Some secrets should never turn into confessions. I know that better than anyone.
Secret thoughts and open countenance will go safely over the whole world.
There are no secrets better kept than the secrets that everybody guesses.