You know, I think that if parents would spend less time worrying about what their kids watch on TV and more time worrying about what's going on in their kids' lives, this world would be a much better place.
—Trey Parker and Matt Stone
I've learned that all a person has in life is family and friends. If you lose those, you have nothing, so friends are to be treasured more than anything else in the world.
—Trey Parker and Matt Stone
The best way to try to motivate somebody is by being direct with them. To be honest with them. Lies are never the right way to get your message across.
—Trey Parker and Matt Stone
Sometimes what's right isn't as important as what's profitable.
—Trey Parker and Matt Stone
I think that parents only get so offended by television because they rely on it as a babysitter and the sole educator of their kids.
—Trey Parker and Matt Stone