I think that parents only get so offended by television because they rely on it as a babysitter and the sole educator of their kids.
—Trey Parker and Matt Stone
Grief teaches the steadiest minds to waver.
—Trey Parker and Matt Stone
Happy families are all alike; every unhappy family is unhappy in its own way.
—Trey Parker and Matt Stone
If you ever start feeling like you have the goofiest, craziest, most dysfunctional family in the world, all you have to do is go to a state fair. Because five minutes at the fair, you'll be going, 'you know, we're alright. We are dang near royalty.
—Trey Parker and Matt Stone
Junkies might be easy to knock down, but they're never fragile. They have souls like old leather shoes studded with steel, and they're about as much good as friends.
—Trey Parker and Matt Stone