I think that parents only get so offended by television because they rely on it as a babysitter and the sole educator of their kids.

Love isn't a decision. It's a feeling. If we could decide who we loved, it would be much simpler, but much less magical.

—Trey Parker and Matt Stone

Living is having ups and downs and sharing them with friends.

—Trey Parker and Matt Stone

You know, I think that if parents would spend less time worrying about what their kids watch on TV and more time worrying about what's going on in their kids' lives, this world would be a much better place.

—Trey Parker and Matt Stone

I've learned that all a person has in life is family and friends. If you lose those, you have nothing, so friends are to be treasured more than anything else in the world.

—Trey Parker and Matt Stone

The best way to try to motivate somebody is by being direct with them. To be honest with them. Lies are never the right way to get your message across.

—Trey Parker and Matt Stone

All television is children's television.

—Richard P. Adler

My father hated radio and could not wait for television to be invented so he could hate that too.

—Peter De Vries

Television is for appearing on—not for looking at.

—Noel Coward

Imagine what it would be like if TV actually were good. It would be the end of everything we know.

—Marvin Minsky

Thanks to TV and for the convenience of TV, you can only be one of two kinds of human beings, either a liberal or a conservative.

—Kurt Vonnegut