If you ever start feeling like you have the goofiest, craziest, most dysfunctional family in the world, all you have to do is go to a state fair. Because five minutes at the fair, you'll be going, 'you know, we're alright. We are dang near royalty.

—Trey Parker and Matt Stone

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Love isn't a decision. It's a feeling. If we could decide who we loved, it would be much simpler, but much less magical.

—Trey Parker and Matt Stone

Living is having ups and downs and sharing them with friends.

—Trey Parker and Matt Stone

You know, I think that if parents would spend less time worrying about what their kids watch on TV and more time worrying about what's going on in their kids' lives, this world would be a much better place.

—Trey Parker and Matt Stone

I've learned that all a person has in life is family and friends. If you lose those, you have nothing, so friends are to be treasured more than anything else in the world.

—Trey Parker and Matt Stone

The best way to try to motivate somebody is by being direct with them. To be honest with them. Lies are never the right way to get your message across.

—Trey Parker and Matt Stone

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Call it a clan, call it a network, call it a tribe, call it a family. Whatever you call it, whoever you are, you need one.

Losing a baby is not a thing that you could ever get used to.

We al have family disfunction. It's why we're successful, to fill that hole.

—George Bernard Shaw

Caregiver: that word should weigh more than others on a page, sag it down a bit and wrinkle it, because the simple-sounding job frazzles as it consumes and depletes. Not that it's only gloomy. Caregiving offers many fringe benefits, including the sheer sensory delight of nourishing and grooming, sharing, and playing. There's something uniquely fulfilling about being a lodestar, feeling so deeply needed, and it's fun finding creative ways to gladden a loved one's life. But caregiving does buttonhole you; you're stitched in one place.

—Diane Ackerman

They say that blood is thicker than water. Maybe that's why we battle our own with more energy and gusto than we would ever expend on strangers.

—David Assael

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