François-Marie Arouet (French: [fʁɑ̃swa maʁi aʁwɛ]; 21 November 1694 – 30 May 1778), known by his nom de plume M. de Voltaire (, US also ; French: [vɔltɛːʁ]), was a French Enlightenment writer, philosopher (philosophe), satirist, and historian. Famous for his wit and his criticism of Christianity (especially of the...
The husband who decides to surprise his wife is often very much surprised himself.
The tax collector must love poor people, he's creating so many of them.
Whenever you have an efficient government you have a dictatorship.