Robert Charles Benchley (September 15, 1889 – November 21, 1945) was an American humorist, newspaper columnist and actor. From his beginnings at The Harvard Lampoon while attending Harvard University, through his many years writing essays and articles for Vanity Fair and The New Yorker and his acclaimed short films, Benchley's...
Why don't you get out of that wet coat and into a dry martini?
If I had to live my life again, I'd make the same mistakes, only sooner.