Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen.

—Homer Simpson

About Homer Simpson

Homer Jay Simpson is a fictional character and the protagonist of the American animated sitcom The Simpsons. Part of the titular family, Homer made his television debut in the short "Good Night" on The Tracey Ullman Show on April 19, 1987. Cartoonist Matt Groening crafted and designed Homer while waiting...

More quotations from Homer Simpson

Don't let Krusty's death get you down, boy. People die all the time, just like that. Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow! Well, goodnight.

—Homer Simpson

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The best liar is he who makes the smallest amount of lying go the longest way.

—Samuel Butler

We are inclined to believe those whom we do not know because they have never deceived us.

—Samuel Johnson

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If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?

—Abraham Lincoln

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It is hard to believe that a man is telling the truth when you know that you would lie if you were in his place.

—H. L. Mencken

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His lying is not contingent on who you are or what you do. His lying is not your fault. Lying is his choice and his problem, and if he makes that choice with you, he will make it with any other woman he’s with.

—Susan Forward in When Your Lover Is a Liar

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23 Nov 2014 Added